Here is a JD funny!

This is a funny for the moms out there who try on a regular basis to get their kids to eat their greens, fruits and of course other veggies. (in which I'm very fortunate because my kids tend to like most of those foods mentioned)

So, Thursday night I pick up the kids from Jessi's and we need to get home quickly to grab a bite to eat and then head to the food pantry, they had a load of food coming in and needed help unloading. The kids and I get home and Rick had turned on the crock pot to warm a turkey breast I had cooked the previous day, (by the way, oh so yummy, thanks Jamie:). As it ends up we had 15 min's before we needed to leave, so we ended up just grabbing some turkey to snack on before we left thinking we would just come home and finish our dinner. We headed out and ended up standing around talking after we unloaded the truck and finally left around 7:30pm, as we are driving home I mentioned having ice cream for dinner, mind you, ...... I never do that. So we had ice cream for dinner at the "DQ."

The next day we had JD's 5 yr well child visit with Dr Morgan, whom our family just loves. She checked JD out and everything is looking good and of course as she does every visit, she asks JD if he is eating his fruits and veggies and still liking them?? Of course, the only thing I can think of is, how I fed my kids ice cream the night before, and sure enough he says, "Dr Morgan, well I had ice cream last night for dinner." Rick said that he has never seen my face turn soooo red, and not that I could leave it at that, I then tried to explain myself ........... I'm giggling to myself as I share; all I can say is the "ice cream for dinner" truly bit me in the rear:)

Another funny......

JD: Excuse me mom & dad

Us: Yes JD,

JD: When i use my manors and say, "excuse me" when you are talking to other people, will you please answer me quicker??

Us: JD, don't we answer you rather quick??

JD: Well,........ When you don't answer me quick enough....... i forget what I want to ask you.

A JD funny..........

So, JD says to me the other day, "mom come outside, I have to show you something" he takes me outside to show me a dead bird in the yard, I then asked him if he thought Kitty had ten the bird, he said, "no, I think Uncle Phillip's cat, Snowball killed it." I then asked him if he thought that Uncle Phillip's cat came all the way from Goshen to kill a bird? he says, "yes, ....... he must have had GPS!"

A "JD" funny.....

So, we were grocery shopping this morning and we are in the dairy isle and JD says, "mom can we pllllleaasse get some donuts, you never buy me donuts, and all i ever want is donuts can we pleeease get some?" At that moment people are looking and snickering under their breath and I can feel eyes upon me.

This of course is followed by a drive home from Jessi's a few weeks ago where I was asking JD about his day and playing outside and he says to me, "mom, your the best mom ever, I love you so much................... oh, no mom, your the meanest because you never get me donuts." I couldn't stop laughing, under my breath of course and also thinking if that is the meanest I can get especially through his adolescent life, I will be thrilled!

Needless to say I bought them Donuts......... Krispee Creme (sp?) and here are their happy little faces:)

a couple of JD funnies!

So, I'm walking out of Ella's bedroom and Ella had just woke up from her morning nap and Jd was eating lunch, as I'm walking out with Ella, JD looks at Ella and says, "Bean, are you eyeballing me?"

Rick just told me just the other night that I was talking on the phone and Rick was in the office and JD walks in and says to Rick, "Big shocker daddy, mommy's on the phone again"

This just reminds me everyday to choose my words wisely because he might not repeat them today or tomorrow, but it will come back in a couple of weeks or a month.

Make's mommy laugh out loud.

So, just this morning......... oh I have 2 funnies.  We'll start with last night.  Rick and I took the p-nuts to see Santa over in Elkhart, JD climbs up on Santa's lap and the first thing he blurbs out of his mouth is "I want a DEER Santa!"  Santa then had to ask him again to make sure he heard him correctly, ..... I smiled and told him, yes thats what he wants for Christmas, a deer:)

Then this morning after church, Rick and JD were downstairs playing tackle football, Rick was lying on the floor and JD comes charging at Rick flys over the top of him and lands on his head.  Rick quickly gets turned over to make sure he is alright.  Rick says, "JD, are you alright?"  JD gets up and rubs his head and says, "Sorry daddy, I forgot, I thought I was in the lympics" (not the olympics, but the lympics)  We laughed so hard!

JD's funnies

Just yesterday JD, Ella and I were sitting on the deck and he was playing on one of the lounge chairs and he stood up on one and said, "mom, watch me I'm in the lympic's" and jumped off.  Ever since the Olympics were on a few weeks ago, we would catch the results the following morning on the Today Show, he really enjoyed the swimming and gymnastics.  He would often say, "mama, I do that" Rick and I always tell him, he can do that it just takes lots of practice.................. Love those memories.